SMS me for my appraisal

Please Please Please Please Please start sending SMS to me for my yearly appraisal ! SMS lines are open 24 x 7. Hurry up !

Lift for (Billable) employees only

S**t ! I never thought they will go to such extend ... and moreover the reason for that was "cost cutting" .... I asked for justification .... and they banned me using the lift (elevator : as more enlightened souls may perfer to refer to it) !

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Hordings in India .... N O C O M M E N T S !

Increase pollution

One of my colleagues suggested to save life from the hordings !
She said increase pollution and the hording heroes will be run away ... hmm ...
It is really a tough job being up there ... I sympathise with those guys !

HA HA HA ... I've longer list

Our leaders are adding value (!) to themselves now-a-days.

Indian Hordings - 2

Oh My God ! The poor kids ... may they get some good sleep devoid of the frightening hording dreams ....

Indian Hordings - 1

Life in India is surrounded by many upcoming things. Hordings is the latest trend. Now the E.T.s need not tag India seperately for its identification. We've already done it for them by raising the hordings.

I won't be LATE anymore

The meaning always lies in the perspective. The husband looks at it as a Pink-slip and the wife looks at it as end of her waiting till late. Truely the meaning always lies in the perspective.

I Love My Company

Everyone analyzes health of the current global economy.
And everyone publishes their "List of Do's and Don'ts" in such ecomony.
The reality seems to be that everyone is only worried about his/her job; and that every such single "Expert Analysis" amplifies his worries and breaks his morale further.

I would say that my cousin is quite lucky to get an early check-up on the reality.
Otherwise how would anyone again start loving his company in five frames ?