Made In China : Published in 'Sakal' (Jan 30, 2012)

"You know 'Made In China' is dominating the market. Anyways, your wife has made these PuraNpolis (Indian-Maharashtrian sweet prepared on special occasions) real too good ... tell her!"
"My wife made this? Ha ha ha ha ... no no no no ... actually these are 'Made In China' PuraNPolis"

Gold takes costlier path : Published in 'Sakal' (Jan 23, 2012)

News: Gold, Silver may cost more
"I ate all the TiLGuL (sweet consumed on Sankranti - Hindu festival in the month of January) but my bitterness - which such news gave me is not yet over."

Superson Superdad : Published in 'Sakal' (Jan 16, 2012)

"Oh My God!"

New Year Diary : Published in 'Sakal' (Jan 09, 2012)

"Why are you so upset? You've got a nice new year diary."
"That's why ... we've received the diary, so as cost cutting measure, they won't give us
salary hike this year !"